The new version is, frankly, still kinda barebones, but it’s also fun as heck in a way so compulsively consistent that it borders on maniacal. The game - in which you pit massive armies of comically inept soldiers against one another in AI-powered battles - finally released into Steam early access today after making waves with a barebones alpha version back in 2016. They say that war is hell, but Totally Accurate Battle Simulator imagines it as a drunken ragdoll mosh pit filled with screaming Gumby men.
